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Oh, and the humor—whores got jokes! Trixie once said, “I’m the real MVP—most valuable pussy.” Cracked me up, yo. Sarcasm drippin’ like honey. But real talk, they’re tough as nails. Kinda like Sadness in the movie, y’know? Underrated, but holdin’ it all together. “I’m too sad to walk”—nah, they’re too badass to quit.

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Short Pump is full of folks who recently moved here, so transplants are more than welcome. Aside from all the traffic around the holidays and on weekends (to shop, be entertained, and to eat .

Ah, Clarice… let me tell ya ‘bout Short-Pump (us)! It’s a wild mix of classy and down-to-earth, y’know? I’ve been chillin’ here as a masseur for years, manipulatin’ those tense muscles and feelin’ every vibe of these streets. There’s Piney Branch Road, where the heartbeat of local shops and eateries is real, like that secret spice in Ratatouille – "Anyone can cook," right? But man, this town cooks soul.

140-home subdivision proposed in Montrose; 26-home development planned in Short Pump