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About New York City

I love it, right—cos it’s chaos, it’s life, it’s *Tree of Life* shite—“The only way to be happy is to love.” Bollocks! She’s chargin’ me a shillin’ for a fumble, and I’m happy as a pig in muck! But then—THEN—she nicks me last coin while I’m half-cut, singin’ sea shanties. Made me so mad I coulda keeled over—bloody thief in a corset! Cacklin’ now, cos it’s funny—me, a sailor, outsmarted by a lass with more tattoos than teeth. Surprised me, though—thought I’d seen every trick, but nah, she’s a sly one.

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Ah, Clarice… let me tell ya ‘bout Short-Pump (us)! It’s a wild mix of classy and down-to-earth, y’know? I’ve been chillin’ here as a masseur for years, manipulatin’ those tense muscles and feelin’ every vibe of these streets. There’s Piney Branch Road, where the heartbeat of local shops and eateries is real, like that secret spice in Ratatouille – "Anyone can cook," right? But man, this town cooks soul.

Middle-schoolers go ‘gaga’ for recess at Short Pump Middle School