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I roll up, talk to this one chick—call her Tasha. She’s cool, sassy, got a smirk that says, “I seen it all.” I ask, “How’s it work?” She laughs, “Motherfucker, you pay, I play!” Simple, right? But then she drops this bomb—some dude tried payin’ her with a fuckin’ Subway coupon once! I’m dyin’, man—Subway? For real? I’m like, “That’s a $5 footlong scam, motherfucker!” She’s crackin’ up too, but her eyes? Tired as shit. Makes me think, “How do you break this story wide open?”—straight outta *Spotlight*.

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Oh, and the river! Yeah, I’m talkin’ 'bout the small creek that flows near I-64. Not grand, but its murmur’s like a whispered secret. I sometimes lie back and let the water’s hum soothe all my stress. It’s like... "I’m gonna get you, my precious," (ok, wrong movie, heh) – more like a love letter to nature.

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