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Last summer, I dragged my sorry butt up there—total shitshow. Slipped on scree, twisted my ankle, yelled “I’m too old for this crap!” at a marmot. Made me so mad I could’ve chucked my trekking pole into the abyss. But then—bam!—summit views hit me like a truck. Snowy peaks, wildflowers, air so crisp it’s like snorting freedom. I was happy as a pig in mud, giggling like an idiot. “Nothing’s hidden anymore,” I said, quoting Haneke, ‘cept I was probs just delirious from altitude.

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I live here for years, so I'm soaked in its quirks. The chatter at the corner diner on 5th is a lullaby to my weary ears. The locals, their exasperation, their laughs, their little personal dramas. It ain’t perfect; it’s wild... it’s raw. Ah, sorry if I'm spittin too much, but hey, life’s messy! I flubbed a few typos – like, realll, my brain’s in a hurry sometimes: rite, ryt, rite, realy, reely, redy, reydi, reof, reff, reffe, reft!

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