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Oi, mate, it’s me, Tyrion Lannister—witty, half-drunk, “I drink and I know things.” So, sexual-massage, eh? Picture this: sweaty hands, dim lights, some poor sod thinkin’ he’s in paradise. I’ve seen brothels in King’s Landing with less tension! Me, I’m sippin’ wine, watchin’ this odd dance—bodies twistin’, oil slickin’, and groans that’d wake a dragon. Reminds me of that line from *Her*—y’know, my fave flick—“The past is just a story we tell ourselves.” Ain’t that the truth? Folks payin’ good coin to rewrite their lonely nights with a rubdown.

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Oh, and dude, check out West End Alley. Cramped, colorful, street art overflows like runaway pixels on my screen. The Joker, I mean me, can’t help but giggle at the vibe, “Why so serious?” I remember swiping right on inspiration while dev’ing my code – imperfections everywhere, like life!

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