Emily Sheboygan Falls Whore ❤️

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Love how it’s all hush-hush but loud too, y’know? Like Amélie’s cafe, buzzing with weirdos and charm. “Times are hard for dreamers,” she says—ain’t that the truth for them workin’ girls? Reckon they deserve a medal, not a lecture. Me fave bit? The daft punters—blokes struttin’ in like they’re Brad Pitt, leavin’ with less cash and a daft grin. Crackin’ sight—pure comedy gold!

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I get all zen in my spa, but even here sometimes, the urban buzz gets to me. The rush between appointments gives me just enough time to notice some undisciplined beauty on the sloppy sidewalks and graffiti-tagged corners on 7th, where art and lunacy tango. I mean, I get pissed sometimes – you'd think we'd be cleaner, ya know? But hey, art is art.

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