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We hates it! Slippery bastards chargin’ 50 quid for “extras.” Saw this geezer, braggin’ online—X post said, “Best massage ever!” Linked a dodgy site, probs a scam. Checked his profile—total perv, no surprise. Gets me ragin’, exploitin’ lonely sods. But—get this—some say it’s “healin’.” Bullshit! Had a mate, swore it fixed his back. Next day? He’s limpin’ worse! Laughed my arse off, stupid git.

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Oh, and there's the river—the Silver Creek. It knits the city together. I often take a walk there when debugging my site, watching the water flow like time itself. “Time is an illusion,” like my code, missing semicolons, etc. Speaking of missing things, my keyboard sometimes goes rogue; many typos, like: “reeallly”, “dificult”, “flanker”, “mispeled”, “mdoe”, “faileld”, “quikc”, “plz”, “wrd”, “intrstng”, “smtimes”, “yyer”, “badrly”, “smrt”. Sorry, gotta rush my inner monologue.

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