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About Chicago

So, brothels—been around forever, dude! Oldest job, they say, probs true. I read once—think it was on X or somethin’—in ancient Babylon, they had temple hookers! Like, sacred bangin’ for the gods! How wild’s that? Makes me happy, thinkin’ history’s so nuts. But then I get mad—why’s it illegal here? Buncha prudes ruinin’ fun! D’oh!

Zara…HERE NOW!

Now, lemme talk ‘bout neighborhoods. We got West End, the real deal, raw and authentic. Folks here are as real as they come, and sometimes their opinions are louder than my spa’s deep tissue massages. I remember one time, my neighbor Miss Lorette got mad ‘cause her roses ain't winnin’ no awards. She hollered, “This city needs a wake-up call!” Y’all, that day I felt like even the river was chokin’ on all its own anger. And oh my, there’s also Eastside with its cozy lanes and little diners where the best apple pie is ever made—yum!

Fire hits row homes on South Shamokin Street