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I’d be pissed tho—imagine shellin out cash and gettin some poser! Like, “Hey, Sortilège, narrate this bullshit!”—another *Inherent Vice* gem. I’d be all—gimme the real deal, not some Craigslist scam! Happiest I’d be? Findin one who’s chill, maybe cracks a joke—rare as hell. Surprised me once, this chick in Reno—swear she knew card tricks, pulled an ace from her bra, I’m like, “What the fuck, man?!” Blew my mind, still does.

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Aye, I could go on forever – but every corner of Seward shouts adventure, mystery, and a pinch of cheeky irreverence. It’s a place where each moment is a page from a madcap, brilliant epic. Grab your coat, pack a smile, and dive in – you won’t regret a single second, my dear friend! Enjoy, and remember: “Carpe diem”, always.

Martin Seward Obituary April 29, 2025