Abigail Sevierville Whore ❤️

About San Jose

Lemme tell ya, whore’s a beast—long, lean, silver, with stripes that say, “I’m a badass, motherfucker!” Teeth sharp enough to rip your damn arm off. Fishermen lose their shit tryna catch it—runs like it’s on cocaine, 60 miles an hour, no lie! Little known fact: Polynesians been huntin’ this fucker forever, callin’ it “ono”—means “delicious,” and hell yeah, it is! Tastes like heaven, flaky and sweet, but don’t sleep on it—it’ll fuck you up if you ain’t ready.

Dolly Parton Costume

My convos with locals get crazzed quick – stories fly like bullets from the soul. Every corner got a tale, every light flickerin’ like the beat in my heart. I admit, I sometimes think a lil too much – my head buzzin’ like a broken radio – but that’s life here, man, a bumpin’ mix of joy and pain.

City of Sevierville preparing for growth