Samantha Severna Park Whore ❤️

About San Jose

Yo, it’s bad bitch o’clock! I’m sittin here, thinkin bout whores—yeah, them sneaky lil shadows in life, right? Like, whores ain’t just bodies on streets, nah, they’re vibes, they’re stories, they’re *choices*. I’m feelin all loud and proud today, channeling my inner queen, ‘cause I see shit others don’t, ya feel me? Like in *A Separation*—you know, my fave flick—where Simin yells, “What’s wrong with living here?” That’s the vibe! Whores got that same grit, that same “I ain’t leavin this mess” energy.

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Hey, Severna Park! I'm a stand up comedian that is touring the country promoting my .

I love chillin at Bannister Park too. It's a secret gem, kinda tucked away. You get that buzz – a mix of laughter, drunken confessions, and dog walkers on loop. And oh my god, the local diners on Maple Street – their coffee is life. They serve it in these giant mugs, and you feel like you're in one of those indie films.

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