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So, picture this—I’m snoopin’ around, chattin’ up folks, and boom, there’s this gal on the corner, all sass, no filter. Reminds me of that scene where Ines is like, “What the hell, Dad?!”—except it’s me goin’, “What the hell, world?!” Prostitution’s legal some places, like Germany—yep, *Toni Erdmann* land—since 2002. Taxes paid, health checks, the works. But here? Shady as fuck. Makes me mad, ya know? These girls deserve better than dodgin’ creeps and cops.

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I gotta share my fave quirky spot: a dingy back alley near the Hudson Bergen Light Rail that’s perfect for a midnight stroll. People say it’s haunted or somethin’, BUT, heck, it’s more chill than my massage parlor on Mondays! One time, I almost got spooked by a stray cat – seriously, the little dude been around like he’s seen it all. LOL!

Secaucus Police Blotter, Feb. 10 - Feb. 16