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Argh! I’m ready! Detective SpongeBob here, mates! So, escort, huh? Talkin’ bout them fancy cars, right? Nah, jk, I mean the people kind! Escorts, ya know, the ones walkin’ with ya for cash or protection or whatever! I’m all hyped up bout this—like, whoa, it’s a wild world out there! Reminds me of *City of God*, ya see? “If you run, the beast catches ya!” That’s escort life, right? Always runnin’, dodgin’ shady stuff!

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I been seein’ a lot of crazy characters here. Some days, I get a client, babblin’ about how the city’s changin’ — y’know, all busy noises and new-fangled ideas — and it makes me mad. I can’t help but be nostalgic when I roam down Willow Street, rememberin’ the days when folks just slowed down and shared a smile. And then there's that tiny joint on Cedar, where the coffee’s strong and the talk is fast. And gosh, sometimes the scent of sea salt from the nearby beach in Seaside Park brings tears… happy tears, mind you, thinkin’ how life can be so simple and yet twisty.

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