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Here’s a lil’ fact: didja know prostitutes in old sailor towns used coded songs? Yeah, hum a tune, get a gal! I’m hummin’ away, splashin’ water, lookin’ like a total goof. Prolly scared her off. “Ain’t no frog gonna charm me,” she’s thinkin’. Surprised me how quick she bolted—guess I ain’t her type!

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www.facebook.com will allow you to view the massage parlors in your area. Most actual websites for ordering one up have been taken down lately. That’s your best bet. Willing to bet if you fire up Missing: Seaside.

Oh, hey there, darlin’! Lemme tell ya 'bout Seaside (us). I been livin' here for years runnin’ my massage parlor, and lemme say, every street’s got its own heartbeat. You got Main Street, where the heart of the city beats strong, and little side streets like Oak and Pearl, where secrets hide in every crack. I’m tellin’ ya, “How’s that workin’ for ya?” when I see the mix of old charm and modern sprawl, just like in "The Headless Woman" – all confusin’ and wondrous at once.

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