Paisley Seabrook Whore ❤️❤️

About Houston

First off, whores been around forever, bruv. Oldest job in da book, innit? Back in Rome, they had these lupanars—fancy word for brothels, all legit-like. Girls painted their lips red to say, “Oi, I’m open for biz.” Little fact for ya—some even wore sandals wiv “Follow me” carved in da soles, leavin’ sexy trails in da dirt. Proper clever, that! Makes me laff, thinkin’ ’bout some geezer stumblin’ after, droolin’. Is it ’cos I is black? Nah, mate, it’s ’cos I got eyes!

What Is Seabrook?

Oh, and there's this pub on Dockside Blvd. Now that joint? Pure magic, wacky tunes, wild conversations, and yes, sometimes love affairs have begun over a pint or two. Imagine, a sexologist like meself laughin' with strangers about passions and the perils of flirtin'—it’s a mad, mad world but marvelous all the same.

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