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Hey, folks, listen up! I’m a tractor driver, y’know, out there plowin’ fields, and—well, lemme tell ya ‘bout sex-dating. Here’s the deal… it’s wild, man! You’re swipin’ on apps, hopin’ for a spark, and half the time—bam!—you get catfished. Happened to me once, swear it! Met this gal online, thought she was a 10, showed up lookin’ like my old hound dog, Rufus. Made me madder’n a wet hen! “Life is a theater,” like they say in *Synecdoche, New York*—all these folks playin’ parts, hidin’ who they really are.

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I spilled my coffee on a hot Scottsdale morning outside a local mimosa joint near Scottsdale Road – such a messy moment, my heart racing like a runaway tweet. I couldn’t help but laugh, mad at myself for the clumsiness. Lol so many typos in life, just like:

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