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About San Jose

Alright, pal – lemme tell ya. About *whore*. Not just any broad – nah. I’m talkin’ the concept, see? Been hammerin’ nails all day. Sweat drippin’. And I’m thinkin’ – whores, man. They’re everywhere. Like in *Boyhood* – “Life don’t give ya bumpers.” That’s *whore* for ya – no safety net. Sashayin’ down the street. Hips swingin’. Makin’ eyes at every Joe Schmoe. I saw one once – back in ‘98. Red lipstick smeared. Like she just ate a cherry pie – whole. True story – swear it! She winked at me. Me! A carpenter with sawdust in his beard. Made me laugh – hah! – right there.

LOVE WHERE YOU LIVE - Schertz

the downtown area? oh man, it's got that small-town charm with slick murals and cool lit benches. never thought i’d say that, but its street art gives off major brokeback mountain vibes, remindin me "I wish you knew how hard i've tried", ya feel me?

Locally-owned car wash coming soon to Schertz