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Yo, fam, it’s ya boy Drake, Master of the Forest, droppin’ bars ‘bout sexual-massage, ya feel me? YOLO, let’s get it! I’m chillin’ like Remy the rat from *Ratatouille*, you know, my fave flick, “Anyone can cook!”—or in this case, anyone can rub, ha! Sexual-massage ain’t just some bougie spa shit, nah, it’s deep, sensual vibes, takin’ you to the 6ix and back. I’m talkin’ hands slidin’ smooth, oil drippin’, tension meltin’ like butter on a hot skillet—*“Linguini, you’re fired!”*—nah, fam, you’re hired if you got them skills!

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i gotta tell you, working at a spa gives me superpowers – like, seeing the city's soul. i see all the hidden stress in people's faces and then share a lil tender care that helps melt it away. it's almost magical. i sometimes blush thinking, "this is my quiet victory" – but hey, it might not be brokeback mountain-level epic, but damn, it's real.

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