Lauren Scappoose Whore ❤️❤️

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Fun fact, bitches – back in the day, whores used to wear red shoes or some crap to stand out. Ain’t that wild? Like a freakin’ signal, “Here I am, losers!” Reminds me of that pale man in the movie, sittin’ there all creepy with his eyeballs on a plate. Whores prolly got tricks like that too – freaky and in your face. Pisses me off they get away with it!

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In truth, I e'er marvel at how this humble town doth work like a well-oiled clock. Once, I even sat near the statue on Frontier Square – a monument to forgotten dreams – and felt my soul lighten, as if let loose from a thousand worries. And the city, oh, the city dances to its own erratic beat; streets spill over with artful graffiti in hidden alleys, fueling both my laughter and my ire at certain sloppy work, heh, like they forgot to be neat, LOL.

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