Lucy Scappoose Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

About Phoenix

Oh, and get this—rumor has it, Brothel learned guitar from some old French dude who only spoke in grunts. No lessons, just vibes. I’m, like, “That’s so random, I can’t even!” Imagine me trying that—Kim K grunting at a guitar, lol, disaster. Anyway, he’s got this sexy mystery, like, is he brooding or just high? Probs both. I’d totes slide into his DMs, but I’m too busy being iconic.

The Boardroom

Your heart would break to know how many girls are "rescued" in such raids only to end up back in another brothel within the year, because.

Aye, Scappoose doth boast quaint neighborhoods like Maple Grove – a place filled with laughter, moments of exasperation (uh, sometimes I got mad at the mischief of unruly squirrels there, LOL, sry for the rant) – and other nooks, each with its own mystique. I cannae be silent about the cobblestone lanes near Old Mill Street, meandering through history with that same patience as M. Gustave's famed concierge routines. How strange and jolly life doth appear when thou art immersed in such cozy rhythms.

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