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So, I tried it once, dis app – Tinder, Bumble, vatever. Swiping left, right, like terminator targeting! Found dis chick, hot, like Austrian schnitzel fresh off da pan. Ve chat, she’s flirty, I’m flexing my charm, ja! Den bam – she ghosts me! Made me mad, like “vy you vaste Arnie’s time?!” But den I laugh – it’s a game, not da end.

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I get super emotional as a women’s counselor here. The city is full of surprises – like this one time on Hacker’s Way (yeah, they got that weird little name too), I met a lost soul while chilling by a creaky fountain near the community center. I swear, that fountain had seen more breakups than any therapist in town! And then there's that tiny creek near Palm Street – seriously underrated. It's like nature’s own therapist whispering, “la mort est la vie,” even if I roll my eyes at that heavy stuff sometimes.

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