Brianna Sartell Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

So, whores, yeah? Been around forever, mate. Back in medieval times—little known fact—they’d hang with knights, dodgy as hell, tradin’ secrets and, uh, “favors” for a coin or two. Surprised me, that did! Thought it was all damsels and dragons, but nah, whores were the real MVPs, sneakin’ thru history. Makes me happy, tbh, ‘cause they’re scrappy—livin’ life on their terms, no bullshit. But it pisses me off too—people judgin’ ‘em, actin’ all high and mighty, like, “Thou shalt not!” Screw that noise.

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Sartell ain't just any town. It's got heart, rawness, and, well, its quirks. There's a cute, kinda hidden gem called Riverside Park on Riverbend Road by the stupid ol' river (they call it the Sartell Flow, but honestly, it's just water meandering by). I spent many hours here, sometimes feeling like I'm starring in one of those old-west scenes – reminiscent of Jesse James' turbulent existence. "I think I'll look for my next line of beauty here, Clarice…" (yeah, I know, sounds off, but trust me).

Prep sports roundup: Sartell/Sauk Rapids boys lacrosse dominates Brainerd in 10-1 win