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Me, I’d be raging—paying 50 quid for some bird to whisper “relax” while she’s half-arsed stroking yer thighs? Sod off! Makes me happy though, thinking how daft it all is—blokes panting, “Ooh, sensual,” while she’s counting the clock. Surprised me once, heard this story—some Thai joint got busted cos the “massage” was more shag than shiatsu. Cops walked in, oil everywhere, like a bleedin’ crime scene from *Leviathan*. “Who’s to blame?” they’d say in the film—well, the randy twat who booked it, obviously!

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Then there’s Capitol Oaks – oh my gosh, it’s the hidden gem. Such a quiet, tucked-away neighborhood. I often catch myself walkin’ its narrow lanes -- you know, Maple Street and Lincoln Court are my fave spots. I always joke that the trees seem to gossip, like, “Darlings, did you hear about that session today? Pure drama!” And hah, if trees could laugh, they'd natch a giggle from my Fran Drescher-esque chuckle!

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