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I’m hyped, yo, ‘cause it’s ancient—Egyptians were slatherin’ oils 5,000 years ago, callin’ it “healing touch.” Ain’t that nuts? Cleopatra was prob gettin’ her royal toes kneaded while plottin’ wars. But it pisses me off when folks think it’s just a shady “happy ending” deal. Naw, bro, it’s art! Takes skill to not cross lines. One wrong move, and it’s awkward city—like when Margaret’s teacher got all creepy. *“You don’t know me!”*—that’s me yellin’ at pervy assumptions.

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I’m always in awe how every neighborhood has its own soul. Like the artsy vibe on Breeze Blvd, a place that screams, “Hey, live life now!” It’s messy, vibrant and sometimes really annoying too—like, dang, why you gotta be so unknowingly deep sometimes?! But then I think, damn, ain't that life? And I laugh and rant at the same time.

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