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Heya, buddy! So, like, findin’ a prostitute—wild stuff, right? I’m Patrick Star, duh, and I’m thinkin’, “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” while I’m ponderin’ this! Okay, so, ya know my fave movie, *Zero Dark Thirty*? That flick’s intense—like, “We got a lead, boys!”—and I’m imaginin’ findin’ a prossie like it’s some CIA mission. Picture me, starfish brain, sneakin’ around Bikini Bottom, lookin’ for clues, yellin’, “This is our shot, people!” Haha, so dumb, right?

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The biggest difference is that prostitution is not legal in California, but escorting is (as long as no sex acts occur.).

Yo, welcome to Santa-Clara, dude! Lemme tell ya, this city’s a whole vibe – im like, gonna spill ALL the tea. So, I’ve been livin’ here for years, right? And as a dating site dev, i see what makes this city tick in ways others might not. It's like, "Sell me this pen!" but for a city, if ya know what I mean... That’s what she said!

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