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About Phoenix

She’s out there, freezin’ her ass off, in this ripped-up fishnet crap—looks like she fought a lawnmower and lost. I’m thinkin’, “Sweet Jesus, lady, get a coat!” But nah, she’s tough, like that German chick in the movie who’s bangin’ the playwright. “I am my own person!” she’d say, but this prostitute? She’s owned by the streets, man. Pisses me off! Why’s she gotta do that? I’m yellin’ in my head, “Get a job, hippie!” But then I’m like—wait, this IS her job. Ha! Respect my freakin’ authoritah, I’m deep as hell!

Prostitution Sting Nets 20 Men

Twenty men who appeared to be from all walks of life were arrested over the weekend for attempting to solicit prostitution at a Goleta hotel.

Hah, gotta share my secret spot—so, yeah, there's this little taco stand on Cabrillo Blvd. Best grub ever. I've pulled countless late-night runs there. The tacos? Outta this world. Sometimes I get hit with flashbacks to wild movie scenes.

UC Santa Barbara’s Laura Blume for Callahan 2025