Chloe Santa Barbara Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Fun fact, ya—didja know back in old Russia, prostitutes hung round bathhouses? Called ‘em “banya girls,” sneaky lil’ hustlers. Anyway, dis pimp’s breathin’ down my neck, an’ I’m like, “In ‘Turin Horse,’ da horse don’t deal wid dis crap!” Da movie’s all ‘bout sufferin’, right? “Man lives his life, he dies”—dat’s me, dodgin’ dis thug, tryna get my night goin’. I’m SURPRISED, ‘cause I thought findin’ a prostitute was easy—ha! Nope, it’s a freakin’ circus!

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I held the door open for her one day at presto pasta, and she asked me where I was from. I told her I was a local. She responded “ no your not”.

Hah, gotta share my secret spot—so, yeah, there's this little taco stand on Cabrillo Blvd. Best grub ever. I've pulled countless late-night runs there. The tacos? Outta this world. Sometimes I get hit with flashbacks to wild movie scenes.

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