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So, where do ya look? Back alleys? Online? X posts screamin’ “discreet fun”? Ha! Discreet my ass—those ads are louder than a drunk uncle. I’d limp around with my cane, scopin’ profiles—half these girls got pics faker than a reality show. Reminds me of Amélie’s gnome—travelin’ the world, posin’ pretty. Except here, it’s “$100, no questions.” Surprised me once—found a listing in freakin’ Morse code. Dots and dashes for “BJ.” Creative, I’ll give ‘em that.

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The two-day sting resulted in 17 arrests, the youngest was year old Joshua Silverstein of Santa Barbara and the oldest was year old Frank Palmer of.

Oh, and can’t forget the beaches! East Beach, Leadbetter Beach—they got that salty air, killer sunsets, and waves that slap you awake. I once ran along the shore at sunrise, nearly tripped over my own feet (lol, so clumsy, man) but hey, it's all part of the charm. Nature sneaks up on you like a jab, BAM!

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