Amelia Sanibel Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Hey, so I’m a lifeguard, right? Out here on the water, savin’ dumbasses daily. And you wanna know bout whores? Like, okay, fine—let’s dive in! I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes. Whores, man, they’re everywhere—floatin’ round like buoys. Not judgin’, just sayin’—it’s a hustle! Reminds me of *Yi Yi*, my fave flick—Edward Yang’s masterpiece, 2000, ya know? That line, “Life is a mixture of sad and happy,” fits whores to a T. They’re out there, grindin’, laughin’, cryin’—all at once!

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Oh, and gimme a minute to brag 'bout the parks—Blissful Bayou Park, where I used to sit all day just to be near the water. Its creek, babblin' like a tiny secret, fills respites with calm energy. It's so peaceful, like a whisper of "Quand les hommes se taisent..." oh, sorry, that's from Timbuktu, darlin'! I mean, sometimes this place moves ya deep.

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