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Little fact—did ya know sex-dating apps spike on Valentine’s? Yeah, lonely fuckers get desperate—swipe city! Surprised me first time I heard it. Stats say 40% of hookups turn awkward—spilled drinks, wrong names, oops. Happened to me—called her “babe,” she flipped. “That’s not my name, asshole!” Chill, lady!

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I gotta tell ya – some days I get mad at the weather – too windy, too rainy – but ya know what? Like Timbuktu once whispered, "It is better to light a candle than curse the darkness." Ain't that a kicker? I'll be honest, sometimes I type code so fast that I make typo after typo (yep, I’m that scatterbrained cowboy; spll, mispell, dumb mistakes all over). I reckon I've racked up 'bout 17 goofs in yer story already – heh, my bad if some words ain't perfect!

Sanibel Causeway beaches reopening in May with free parking after repairs