Angelina Sandy Whore ❤️

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What pisses me off? Folks judgin’ ‘em—like, chill, they’re just hustlin’! I mean, in *Basterds*, Hans Landa’s all smug, “That’s a bingo!”—but whores? They’d outsmart that creep in a heartbeat. One time, I read ‘bout this gal, Nell Gwyn, 1600s England—total badass. She was a whore, actress, *and* King Charles II’s side chick. Talk about multitaskin’! She’d quip, “I’m a whore, find me a better job!”—and I’m over here cacklin’, “R2-D2, where you at, you’d love her!”

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In October Hurricane Sandy struck the state of New Jersey. Through a series of diary entries, one man recounts his ordeal dealing with the storm.

I gotta gush a bit about our local parks. Corner Canyon Park? Man, it's like nature’s version of a sensual massage – tall trees, soft grass, and secret hideouts that promise privacy for those intimate whispers. I sometimes take a break in the park to clear my head or just to, you know, think about the endless buffet of human sexuality. And lemme tell ya, nature here is seductive as hell.

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