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We swears! Escort, huh, tricky little bugger. Makes me think of them fancy cars. Or them ladies walkin’ the streets, y’know? Like in “The Royal Tenenbaums” – “She was a real pistol!” Me, I’m creepin’ round, watchin’ escort stuff. Not the creepy way, mind ya! Just curious, like. Escorts got history, precious. Back in old days, knights escorted dames. Now it’s all “pay for a date” vibes. We swears! Makes me giggle, it does.

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