Sarah Sandwich Whore ❤️

About San Jose

“It’s bad bitch o’clock!” – I’m over here polishin crowns, thinkin bout *Ida* again. That vibe, “You’re a bit of a dreamer,” hits different when I’m tryna save a tooth from whoring out. I get happy tho – fixin a smile? That’s my jam, y’all! Like, I’m sculptin art, not just fillin holes. But the nerve of some patients – “Oh, I don’t need to floss,” they say. Bitch, yes you do! Whore don’t care bout your excuses!

Food Whore!

A mix between an Idiot Sandwich and an Attention Whore (Attention Whore + Idiot Sandwich = Whore Sandwich).

I mean, I gotta mention Riverside Park along Mill Creek too – it’s a gem! Perfect for a stroll after a massage session. I remember once a client was so relaxed they almost fell asleep. Crazy, right? That moment? Totally worth the massage miracle.

New Slappy’s eatery serves up specialty hot dogs and sandwiches in Muskegon