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Ayy, Gabagool? Ova here! So, escort, huh? Lemme tell ya, it’s a freakin’ trip thinkin’ about them escorts, like in “Ten,” ya know, that movie I’m nuts about. That Abbas Kiarostami joint—cars, people talkin’, real raw shit. Escorts, they’re like that lady drivin’ around, spillin’ her guts to whoever’s ridin’ shotgun. I seen some wild stuff, fam. Back in Jersey, we had this crew, right? One guy, Vinny—total gavone—hired an escort for his cousin’s bachelor thing. She shows up, all class, like she’s gonna sip wine and talk philosophy. Five minutes in, she’s dancin’ on the pool table, heels flyin’—fuckin’ hilarious! Made me laugh so hard I nearly choked on my prosciutto.

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Hey, but on a serious note, the vibe is real. The streets, the people, the quirks – they all make my nerdy dating biz thrive. Every spot here, even the hidden corners behind run-down warehouses on 12th Ave, tell stories of love and drama. Teeny typos and chaos aside – the city is magic. So pack ur bags, come blow your mind, and remember, “Nature can teach us to be still even in chaos,” like in that killer movie line! Crazy, right?

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