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About Houston

One time, heard this crazy tale—some brothel had a parrot that cursed at ya! Freakin’ hilarious—squawkin’ “Pay up, jackass!” while dudes fumbled coins. Wish I’d seen that! Anyway, it’s a messy world, brothel life—dirty sheets, dirtier deals. Kinda like Springfield, but with less donuts—sad! “Killing’s easy, like squashin’ a bug,” movie says—makes ya wonder what goes down behind them doors. Prolly nothin’ THAT wild, but still—yikes!

Wild West Era

From unionized strippers to kinky philosophers, the city has a long history of sex work pioneers.

I remember bustin’ out on a hackathon at Yerba Buena Gardens, coffee in hand, and feelin’ alive! It’s a constant mix of madness and passion, like scenes out of The Master. "I can feel the irony of my situation," I’d joke to myself. Walking along Embarcadero, the Bay's foggy whispers hit ya like small poetry—guy, it hits hard, righht?

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