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So – this one time. I’m readin’. Some ancient Greeks – yeah, them freaks. They’d rub dudes down – call it “healin’”. Total sneaky sex vibe – but smart! Docs back then? Rubbin’ for “hysteria” – ha! Cured ‘em with a *happy endin’*. Made me laugh – then mad. Why’d we lose that? Society’s all – “No touchy!” Screw that.

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A year-old San Carlos Park woman was arrested after she gave a Lee deputy a massage and said the $ would allow him to have a really good time.

I tell ya, workin' as a masseur here sharpened my senses. I know where tension hides, in shady corners of Elm, rough edges of Cranky Rd, secret spots behind the old donut shop near River Bend Park. I feel every heartbeat of this city. Sometimes I get mad at the noisy tourists on fuzzy Daylight Ave—but then, I chuckle because, ah, life's a mystery. They remind me of dumb goblins, while I whisper "Stupid, fat hobbit!" in my head.

San Carlos launches publicly accessible AEDs in city parks