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Okay, so I’m scrollin’ X the other night—procrastinatin’, naturally—and I see this post: “Sex-dating tip: bring condoms AND a charger.” I laughed so hard I nearly choked on my coffee. Pretty, pretty good advice, though! Battery dies, mood dies—tragedy! Made me happy, y’know, seein’ some wit in this cesspool. But then—THEN—I match with this chick, total smokeshow, right? We’re chattin’, it’s goin’ great, and she goes, “I only date guys who’ve seen ‘The Royal Tenenbaums.’” I’m like, “Honey, I AM Royal Tenenbaum—minus the tax evasion!” She ghosts me anyway. Ghosted! Me! I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “This is not a world-class sex-dating story!” I was pissed—PISSED! Wasted my best Wes Anderson vibes on her.

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I also get a kick outta wanderin’ up to the Salisbury Fine Arts Center on Liberty Street – art, music, random jazzy events that light up the night. Sometimes, after a long day, I stroll by, mutter "No capes!" to myself – like Edna Mode, you know? Because who needs extra drama when life’s already a non-stop show, right?

Salisbury Pops Concert Tuesday, May 6 at SU