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Hey, pal, buckle up—here’s Tina Fey, snarky as hell, comin’ at ya live! So, we’re talkin’ “whore,” huh? Not the chick down the block sellin’ cookies, nah, I mean the real deal—sex, cash, late nights, the works. I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ my coffee, thinkin’ about *25th Hour*, my fave Spike Lee joint, and damn if it don’t fit perfect. “You had it all, and you threw it away!”—that’s Monty screamin’ in my head while I picture some badass workin’ the corner, all sass, no regrets.

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Marshland Park near the back of Westbound Rd is another gem. It’s quiet, serene—good for clearin’ your head after a mad night coding. I always hit this spot for a breather, listenin’ to waves crash and secrets spill from old trees. I swear, that park makes me think, “Maybe we can all be heroes in our own twisted, epic narratives.”

Conservationists challenge project at St. Simons’ Coast Guard Beach