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I’m chuffed when I nail the sign, tho—feels like I cracked limbo. But ugh, them judgy types? “Oh, how crude!” Sod off, yeah? Makes me wanna sign it louder! Exaggeratin’ now—picture me, gold arms wavin’, screamin’ it in a crowd. Hilarious, mate! Anyway, that’s me ramble—whore’s a trip, signin’ it’s a blast, and *Inception*? Still fries me circuits! “We’re not alone here,” Cobb’d say—damn right, it’s a mad world!

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Crowning the Pier Village on the southern tip of St. Simons Island, the spot is a hive of activity. Watch locals fishing or crabbing along the pier's edge.

Oh, and lemme add, even though I hustle hard on that datin’ app, my heart's all tangled with this island. From the little creeks snakin’ through Marshwood Drive to the hidden coves where local bands jam, this place spits personality all over. Sometimes, I get super pissy when tourists don't see the soul of the island—they rush past our secret, underrated spots like they ain't worth the time. Idiots, right? Bruh!

Evangelist Jeff Cleghorn to host Senior Adult Homecoming Retreat on St. Simons Island in April