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Hey pal, so I’m sittin’ here, Tina Fey style, snarky as hell, thinkin’ bout sexual-massage—yep, that slippery, steamy world! I can see Russia from my house, and lemme tell ya, they ain’t got nothin’ on this vibe. Picture it: dim lights, oiled-up hands, some poor schmuck tryna act all zen while Justine from *Melancholia* stares into the void, muttering, “The Earth is evil.” Ha! Sexual-massage ain’t evil, tho—nah, it’s like a weird hug from a stranger who’s way too into it.

Spa hotels in Saint Simon Mills

Tejas Unisex Spa is a hidden gem for anyone seeking beauty and personal care services. The ambiance is calming, and the staff is professional and friendly.

Neighborhood-wise, Eastside is lit. It's packed with weird little cafes on Sunset Dr. and funky shops on Maple and 5th. I hang out there on lazy afternoons. And oh man, the old Ginley Bridge – it's a relic, kinda like something outa There Will Be Blood. "I am a man! I am a man!" echoes in my head as I cross it, thinking bout life and spas.

Photographer Simon Sugden images show the 'second life' of abandoned mills and derelict buildings