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I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout “The Great Beauty” – my fave flick, y’know? That Jep Gambardella guy, he’s all classy, bangin’ babes in Rome, livin’ that sweet life. Sex-dating’s kinda like that – “I’ve always loved losing myself in you,” he’d say, all smooth and shit. But half these Tinder losers? They ain’t got no style, no game! Makes me wanna scream, “Respect my authoritah!” ‘cause I’d bake their asses into a pie and eat ‘em!

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My fave park’s Vinoy Park – it's crisp but messy, sort of like my brain on Monday mornings – lots of joggers, kids chasing dreams and dogs chasing frisbees. I get all metaphoric about it sometimes. Being a sexologist, I watch couples locking eyes there – it's like every bench is a confessional booth, a stage where our quirks play out. And heck, sometimes I get mad at the seagulls for trippin’ on my notes – odd, right? But stfu, that's life!

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