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So, picture this—I’m in some shady joint, right? Dim lights, smells like lavender and sin. This chick, she’s got hands like a goddamn artist, kneadin’ me like dough, and I’m thinkin’, “Greed is good, Gordon, take it all!” It’s not just rubbin’—it’s a fuckin’ ritual, ancient as hell. Did ya know? Back in the day, Chinese emperors got this shit to “balance their chi”? Yeah, little known fact—sexual-massage was royal foreplay, keepin’ the dynasty horny and kickin’. Surprised me, blew my mind, made me wanna high-five history.

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And then there's Oakside Park, oh yes, a secret spot for our date algorithms and private musings. Kids play, old folks sit, and even I, a lonely coder sometimes, find solace beneath a gnarled oak. I hiss "so soft, so gentle" with every whisper of wind--like those lines from Blue, precious: "It’s only love that can save us."

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