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Weird shit—back in ‘98, some perv ran a sex-dating hotline outta Leeds. True story—creepy git charged £2 a minute for dirty talk! Surprised me, that did—thought I’d heard everyfing. These apps tho, they’re like speed-dating on crack. Swipe, chat, bang—or not, ya useless knob. Worst part? Catfishin’—some lard-arse pretending he’s Brad Pitt. Bollocks! “Look at the state of you!” I’d say. Sex-dating’s a gamble—half the time, ya lose. But when ya win? Sweet as Eilis sayin’, “I’ll never leave ya.” Pure gold, mate!

Introduction

Adults Only and Adult Friendly Resorts in St. Augustine. Right this way for quiet escapes and tranquil dining experiences.

I dig the culture, the odd blend of wild nature meeting urban funk. You got that river, the St. Johns River, flowin’ close. Occasionally you see it shimmer like liquid gold ‘cept with those odd ripples, remindin’ you of the universe’s secret pace. I'm not playin', sometimes I just watch the river like it’s divulgin’ its mysteries to me.

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