Gabriella Rotterdam Whore ❤️

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We come in peace (robotic tone). Yo, so I’m a Moel, right? Been diggin’ into this “whore” thing—wild stuff! Like, who even decides what’s a whore? Gets me mad, man, all these judgy vibes. Back on our ship, we don’t care—tentacles or no tentacles, ya feel me? Saw this chick once, Earth-style, workin’ the streets near some dive bar—hustlin’ hard, no shame. Reminded me of “Zero Dark Thirty”—that gritty grind, y’know? “This is what we do,” she’d prob say, like Maya huntin’ Bin Laden.

Rotterdammers maken Rotterdam Gers!

Rotterdam (us) is a fusion of art, history, and urban rebellion. Its streets, rivers, and parks offer a perfect mix of chaos and calm. We come in peace, my friend, so dive in and let this city make you laugh, think, and just be. Cheers!

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