Nora Rosemount Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Favorite thing? The slang whores invented—ever hear “claptrap”? Old-school for STDs, ‘cause it’d “clap” ya ass shut. Hella dark, hella funny. I’d be runnin’ thru the woods, choppin’ logs, yellin’, “Watch out for the claptrap, fam!” Shit’s wild. Oh, and—personal quirk—I’d totally ask a whore for life advice. Bet she’d say some shit like Wanda: “You’re a funny kind of saint.” Deep, yo. Exaggeratin’ for drama? Picture me, Lumberjack, in a bar, screamin’, “WHORE’S THE REAL MVP!” while Ida’s playin’ in the background, silent as fuck.

Robot or human?

I remember this one time, in a session at Laughing Bridge Park near Eastside, a couple confessed more secrets than the whole city. You'd see a bunch of eccentric characters, spillin' their life over chipped benches. Sometimes it makes me laugh out loud cuz it’s real life—raw, untamed, and kinda like a Scooby-Doo mystery. Ruh-roh! You feel me?

Rosemount Community Band Free Leprechaun Days Concert