Allison Rosedale Sexual Massage ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Jose

What pissed me off? The price—$120 for 60 minutes? Robbery! I coulda bought 19 Tina Fey wigs for that! But the happy part? When she hit that spot—ya know, the one near your hips? I nearly levitated. Surprised me too—didn’t expect my body to go full *“Every glance is killing me”* mode. Pro tip: it’s not just foreplay, it’s therapy with a naughty twist. Some dude in Thailand told me they’ve got “happy ending” legends goin’ back centuries—kings got it, peasants snuck it. Wild!

Call to book

Modalities shared in this offering, individualized to each seeker, can include; full body massage, lingam/yoni massage, sacred spot massage, dearmouring, emotional release, kundalini reiki, .

I be a masseur, aye, so I spy tension where others see none. Local spots like Riverside Park on Highview Blvd. help unwind my weary bones. That park? A real sanctuary with a babblin’ brook. Sometime, I daydream, “this fragility is like The White Ribbon, aye?” Reminds me: “Whoever chooses his own path must suffer the consequences.” Savvy?

Was there an officer-involved shooting at Rosedale Court Monday night? Yes, but only technically