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I tried it once—mortal chick in Bangkok, hands like magic. Made me feel like a god—well, more than usual. Slippery fingers hittin’ spots I didn’t know I had—surprised the hell outta me! “The body speaks its truth,” *Moolaadé* whispers, and boy, mine was screamin’. But here’s the kicker—some prudes out there clutch pearls over it. “Oh no, it’s too sensual!” Pfft, get over it—life’s too short, ya stiffs. That hypocrisy? Makes me wanna hurl Mjölnir at ‘em.

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Oh, by the way, ever ride down Ashland Ave? Its neon lights sometimes remind me of the twisted timeline in Memento – “Remember Sammy Jankis!” kinda vibe, like each twist and turn is a clue in the puzzle of life. Can't forget the quirky art installations up at the Klehm Arboretum either – nature and art colliding in a mindblowing mashup, make ya think, "How did I ever live without that view?"

Rockford fire responds to 2 fires in same neighborhood within 3 hours