Brooklyn Riverside Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

Heya, pal! So, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout whores—D’oh!—and lemme tell ya, as a Consumption Psychologist, I got thots. Not THOSE thots, ya perv, I mean thoughts! Whores, man, they’re like the ultimate impulse buy, right? Like when ya see a shiny donut in the shop—Mmm… donuts—and ya just gotta have it, no questions asked. That’s the vibe I get, watchin’ how folks act around ‘em. It’s all bout that instant gratification, like Bob Harris in “Lost in Translation” chasin’ somethin’ he can’t even name.

Scaramouche Jones

Comedy event in Riverside, CA by Live Nation Concerts and 2 others on Sunday, December 4

Oh, I almost forgot my fave quirky hangout – the funky box district near Citrus Avenue. It’s so rough-around-the-edges but real. I’ve seen friendships bloom and break there. Yeah, some days I get mad at how neglectful they can be, other days I melt in joy watching genuine connections spark like midnight fireworks. The street dance during summer nights? Unpredictable strokes of genius!

Baby ducks rescued after becoming stranded on 91 Freeway in Riverside