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Alright, check this out, man! Say hello to my little friend! Sexual-massage, bro, it’s wild shit. I’m talkin’ hands all over, oil slicker than a pig in mud. Watched “Fish Tank” last night—fuckin’ raw, right? That girl Mia, dancin’, movin’ her hips, got me thinkin’ ‘bout them massage joints. “You’re a long way from home,” like they say in the flick—same vibe when you step into one of them parlors. Dim lights, weird incense, some chick named Candy who ain’t foolin’ nobody with that name.

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Oh, man, and lemme tell ya – there’s a tiny café on Elm Street, run by a chap who swears he once met a drummer from a folk band, kinda like in that Coen flick. I swear, his stories knock my socks off! And yep, I got typos enuff to make anyone grin, cuz imso in a hurry, man.

Trader Joe’s won’t confirm it’s coming to Riverdale, but it just got a license to sell beer there