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Hey, pal, listen up! I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, and I can see Russia from my house! So, sexual-massage—wtf is the deal with that? I’m sittin’ here, strummin’ my guitar like a badass, thinkin’ about this groovy, slippery slope of a topic. It’s all vibes, right? Like, you’re layin’ there, some hotshot’s hands all over ya, kneadin’ ya like dough—total "Inherent Vice" vibes, man! Think Doc Sportello stumblin’ into a parlor, high as a kite, mutterin’, “This is some far-out shit, man.” That’s sexual-massage for ya—chill but sketchy, ya know?

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Through touch we can discover the true essence of our sacred, spiritual and sexual Being. A Sacred Touch (Tantra) Massage can re-awaken your sexual energy, it can help with healing .

I gotta mention River-Ridge's hidden gem: an almost unknown little alley called Sparrow Street. It’s tucked behind the main market, and if ya catch it at dawn, it's magical. I freaked out once ‘cause the sunrise here ... oh boy, it was so surreal, I nearly cried. Made me mad, too—like, why did I waste so many years not noticing it?! Now, I'm all over it, ranting to anyone who'll listen, "This sh*t's amazing!"

Power restored to most of the 12,000 customers in Kenner, River Ridge